December 2012

A Dramatic Reading from MattForney.com, by Davis M.J. Aurini

by Matt Forney 12.29.2012
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Long story short: an illiterate nutjob started posting comments both here and at my other blog. I posted them to a private Facebook group of mine for the lulz, and my good friend Davis Aurini decided to do a dramatic reading of one. Listen and be amused: A Dramatic Reading from MattForney.com The comment in [...]

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Matt Forney’s Top Ten Albums of 2012

by Matt Forney 12.28.2012

Music sucks, except if I happen to like it. Because of this irrefutable fact, I’ve decided to enlighten you unshaven, Pantera-loving ogres with music that is actually listenable, enjoyable and requires an IQ above 100. Here are my favorite albums of 2012. There was a lot of good shit that came out this year and a [...]

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Only Hire Ugly Women

by PseudoPseudonym 12.27.2012
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Woe is the man with the empty wallet, who shall he hire to clean his house? Shall he do it himself? Nay! Nonsense, man shall not stand for that! But who to hire as he has little money? Alas no man will take this job! Only the likes of an ugly woman shall thirst for [...]

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Don’t Be Pro-Male, Be Pro-Man

by Matt Forney 12.26.2012
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We live in the Age of Equality, in which every dipshit is told that he’s shpecial and that his opinions are worth listening to. Language is muddled and definitions are confused. As a result, thinking itself becomes muddled and confused. Like the conflation of “male” and “man.” MRAs and other losers call me “anti-male” because I don’t support [...]

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The Eden’s Thaw Christmas Gift Guide

by Eden's Thaw 12.22.2012
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There are only a few shopping days left before Christmas, which means—if you’ve got game—you probably haven’t even thought about what to get your girl(s) yet. Don’t fret though, this guide has got you covered whether you can’t even remember her name or are itching to put a ring on her finger. One Night Stand [...]

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To the Fat Hipster Girl Who Felt Me Up at the Holocene the Other Night

by Matt Forney 12.20.2012
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Dear Fat Hipster Girl, It was quite a shock when you came onto me at the Soft Moon concert a couple of nights ago. Thanks to you, I’ve now calculated that I have a 25 percent chance of getting sexually assaulted at any concert I go to. It seems that girls who mosh next to [...]

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Notes from the Road: Flee Into the Night

by Matt Forney 12.19.2012

I am an extremely lazy hitchhiker, mainly because I like to sleep in. I’m the kind of asshole who waits until thirty minutes before check-out time to roll out of bed. Fuck your hemming and hawing about “Circadian rhythms”; I know my body, and I know I function better getting up late. Unfortunately, sleeping in [...]

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Not Accepting Blame

by Dr. Illusion 12.18.2012
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For any of you who don’t know much about me: I’m an electrician and I work in an Industrial environment. I talk a lot on my blog about how people need to step up and be accountable for themselves, and to themselves. I just wanted to take some time and give examples of people doing [...]

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A Middle-Class Douchebag is a Thing to Be

by Matt Forney 12.17.2012

A few days ago, I Tweeted a link to an article at Roosh’s new joint, Return of Kings. (Speaking of which, I’m always auto-posting links to interesting articles to Twitter, displayed on the front page of my blog: compelling reason to visit every hour of every day.) One of my followers responded with this: What is [...]

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New Article at Alternative Right: “The Illusion of Power”

by Matt Forney 12.16.2012
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Colin Liddell has reposted my Right Stuff article on the futility of modern democracy at AltRight: Can you vote for civil servants? No, you can’t. In fact, whenever the electorate tries to exercise any kind of oversight over the civil service (seeing as we pay their salaries and all), they immediately take to the streets crying and bitching about how [...]

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We Are Free

by Tim 12.13.2012
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It’s marvelous to live in a free country! Let’s go through my day and give thanks for being so free! I woke up in a house. The house was free to be built with stairs so long as they are at least 36″ wide. It was free to be built near a road, so long [...]

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What Next?

by Matt Forney 12.12.2012
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Six months in the making and I finally made it to my destination. So what the hell am I gonna do now? On the agenda: Find a place to stay. This has been surprisingly difficult, not helped by the fact that I’m financially running on fumes even after cutting corners everywhere. I’d rather not end [...]

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That Feeling When You’ve Accomplished Something That Everyone Said Was Impossible

by Matt Forney 12.10.2012

I’ve given up a lot to complete this little project of mine; free time, money, health etc. Right now, I’m sitting in a nondescript Starbucks in a losing battle against fatigue. I’ve only been able to get about two hours of sleep in the past two days. I’ve pushed my body to the limits of [...]

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New Article at The Spearhead: “A Requiem for the American Dream”

by Matt Forney 12.03.2012
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My lengthy report on the oil boom in Williston, North Dakota has been published at The Spearhead: Williston is the headquarters of a new oil boom driven by hydrofracking, which enables oil companies to exploit deposits that have previously been inaccessible. It’s been estimated that the Bakken formation, which covers roughly 200,000 square miles in western North [...]

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