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A Comparison of Midwestern Sandwich Shops

There are three things that Midwesterners are absolutely obsessed with: Mopeds. I’m not exaggerating when I say that parked mopeds can be found in front of all the apartment buildings in downtown Madison. I saw them all over downtown Minneapolis as well. Self-serve yogurt shops. Joints like Forever Yogurt, Chilly Billy’s and Yogurt Lab let you […]

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A Fugitive and a Vagabond in the Earth

I am so fucking tired of Gotye. The hubbub over “Somebody That I Used to Know” ended back in August, but the residents of this hick boomtown didn’t get the memo. I hear that fucking song five times a day here. I hear it in the coffeeshop. I hear it at the gym. I hear it […]

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Don’t Bang Latvia, Bang Estonia, and Bang Lithuania by Roosh V

Roosh is back at it with a trio of new travel guides, focusing on the Baltic nations of Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania. Even better, for today only, he’s selling all three of them in a bundle for just $3. Whether you’re planning a vacation to eastern Europe or you just like Roosh’s writing, read on […]

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Learning Game Through Fishing

This is a guest post by Tim. Learning any subject requires time and effort. But there are many parallels between learning one subject and another. I’m not yet skilled in game, but I do know some things about fishing. What can we learn about game through fishing? I view this as a first part in […]

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Notes from the Road: Indie Rockers, Crazy Cultists and Black Supremacists, Oh My!

I’m starting to think I chose the wrong part of the country to relocate to. First it was Madison that I fell in love with, and now Minneapolis has left a better impression on me then a city in the Midwest not named “Chicago” has any right to. Enough of an impression that as soon […]

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Anatomy of a Hater

Mojo asked me an interesting question last week: Matt, serious question: How do you get so many haters? I really want more haters, so I can add their insane ramblings to my ‘reviews’ column. But I seem to only ever get friendly comments. What is it, specifically, that you do to generate such hate? From […]

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The Monsters in the Closet

This is a guest post by Vicomte. “Dad?” “Yes?” “Can you check my closet for monsters? Please?” “Of course I can. Don’t I always? Do you think I would let you fall asleep without duly making sure there are exactly zero monsters present in any given closet within range of your tiny snoring sounds? What kind of […]

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Debunking the Case Against Getting a Vasectomy

The Private Man got one. Cappy Cap got one. Professor Mentu just got one. Danny’s thinking about getting one. So am I. In my specific case, getting the snip is both possible yet unlikely. It’s possible in that I still have health insurance. Yes, that’s right: the guy who’s hitchhiking across the country and living […]

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Ugly Bitch Bullied Off of Internet, Penises Around the World Rejoice

Hallelujah, praise Jesus, amen! We of the manosphere have successfully harangued a hideous, haggardly feminist into rage-quitting the blogosphere (hat tip: Roosh): I love writing, I love sharing my ideas, and I love listening to the ideas of my readers. But I simply no longer love blogging. Instead of feeling gleeful anticipation when writing up a […]

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My Day of Rolling Like Kenny

Manospherians might be aware of a certain super master rama-lama-ding-dong PUA named Social Kenny. Kenny fashions himself a pick-up coach and “seduction god,” despite the fact that he regularly gets blown out by the most hideous of fat girls. Not even Nigel himself would dare to stick it in the kinds of hochunks that Kenny […]

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