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How to Make Love to a Fat Girl

This is an excerpt from my now-discontinued book Big Lovin’: The Guide to Picking Up Fat Chicks, a satire of the fat acceptance movement and pickup artists. Oh yeah, my man. Now it’s time to strap on your raincoat and go spelunking in the Chubby Crevasses. But before you stick it in, you’ve got some […]

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How to Date a Fat Girl

This is an excerpt from my now-discontinued book Big Lovin’: The Guide to Picking Up Fat Chicks, a satire of the fat acceptance movement and pickup artists. While most swine are happy to go for a roll in the mud, you occasionally get the one shy pig who doesn’t want to play. When this happens, […]

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How to Meet Fat Girls

This is an excerpt from my now-discontinued book Big Lovin’: The Guide to Picking Up Fat Chicks, a satire of the fat acceptance movement and pickup artists. Now that you’re jacked, can cook like Gordon Ramsey, have a dick that could choke a horse, and can leave the house without spunking yourself, it’s time to […]

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What You Need to Pick Up Fat Girls

This is an excerpt from my now-discontinued book Big Lovin’: The Guide to Picking Up Fat Chicks, a satire of the fat acceptance movement and pickup artists. Chubby chasing ain’t no foolin’ around, son. Before you can dive into the undulating blubber of a BBW, you need to work on yourself first. Here’s what you […]

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Watch My Live YouTube Stream on #CNNBlackmail and More

Yesterday, I did an impromptu live YouTube stream on the #CNNBlackmail story, the perversion of Tyler Clementi, a gay Catholic orgy that was busted in the Vatican and much more. The show aired at 6AM EST (5AM CST/3AM PST). You can watch the stream by using the window below, or you can click here to watch it […]

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How to Travel from Budapest to Lviv by Train

Train travel in Europe is usually pretty easy, and there’s no place where it’s easier than in Budapest, which is one of the hubs of Europe’s railway networks. That is, unless you’re going to Ukraine. For some reason, train tickets between Hungary and Ukraine cannot be purchased online, either from MÁV or Ukrainian Railways. It gets […]

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Interview on Davis Aurini’s Live YouTube Stream: “Sodomy, Fidget Spinners, and Hairy Potter — Oh My!”

Last night, I joined Davis Aurini for a live YouTube stream, discussing the problem with open homosexuality, the narcissism of Harry Potter, the fidget spinner phenomenon, and much more. Click here to listen (I join at 35:05).

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Watch My Live YouTube Stream on Gamma Male Psychology and More

Last night, I did an impromptu live YouTube stream on gamma male psychology, the fidget spinner phenomenon, Chicago’s antifa “bootcamp” and much more. The show aired at 7:30 pm EST (6:30 pm CST/4:30 pm PST). You can watch the stream by using the window below, or you can click here to watch it on YouTube. Remember to subscribe […]

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Interview on Bechtloff’s Saturday Night Livestream: “Independence”

Last night, I joined the Bechtloff and Artistic Layman (and later, Davis Aurini) for a live YouTube stream, discussing MisterMetokur’s video on Linkara, homosexual infiltration of the Catholic Church, John Cusack’s Twitter meltdown, and much more. Click here to listen.

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Going Out of Business Sale! Confessions of an Online Hustler and My Other Books Are 75% Off Through Sunday

I’m just going to cut to the chase: I am taking the majority of my books off sale at the end of this week. Because of this, the e-book editions of Confessions of an Online Hustler, Writing for Peanuts, Trolling for a Living, Life During Peacetime, and Big Lovin’ are now on sale for 75 percent off. That means […]

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