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Big Lovin’: The Guide to Picking Up Fat Chicks Now Available for Nook, Kobo and Other E-Book Formats

big-lovin-availableBig Lovin’ is the next book of mine to get a glitzy new non-Kindle release. I’ve had a new cover made for the book and I’ve also fixed a number of issues in the original text. For those of you who’ve already bought the old version on Amazon, I’ve posted the update to KDP and you should be able to get the new version by going to the “Manage Your Kindle” page.

Or, at the very least, you will when the retards at Amazon decide to get back to me.

I wasn’t expecting Big Lovin’ to burn up the sales charts; I wrote it as a gag. In particular, I got the idea for it after I started a thread on Roosh’s forum dedicated to the mentally ill, hypersensitive weenies who inhabit Tumblr. Exhibit A on that thread was the dearly departed “Fat Feminist,” who I lambasted in my article “Why Fat Girls Don’t Deserve to Be Loved” but in the time since had become a “political-lesbian, Dworkin-worshipping radical feminist scholar, activist and blogger.” And whenever she got approached by a fatty fetishist, she’d bring out the heavy artillery:

i really like your site, are you out of high school? The reason why i ask is i don’t follow anyone under 18 or in high school.
by curvyones

Yes – I’m out of HS but id rather fat fetishizing disgusting pigs like you drown rather than follow me. Drink bleach.

It was that, combined with an incident in mid-2012 where Nigel (yes, that Nigel) had had his Twitter account suspended for macking on fat girls, that made me realize something: most fat chicks hate chubby chasers.

Okay, maybe “hate” is a strong word, but most fat girls resent chubby chasers, or at least don’t appreciate them. Most of the “men” who like fat chicks have no game and no charm, pursuing the objects of their affection with a creepy persistence that makes even the most lovesick chump look like Casanova is comparison. Combine that with the ego that most girls period have—thinking they’re entitled to handsome, rich, charismatic men when they themselves have nothing going for them—and you’ve got some serious aggression in the works.

If there’s a point to Big Lovin’ beyond making fun of “game” guides and fat acceptance activists, it’s this: if you are a fat girl, THIS is what you have to look forward to.

A few months later, when the mastermind behind Nigel’s Big Game Blog unmasked himself, he made a similar point. Telling fat girls that their lifestyle will put them in an early grave won’t work, because girls are guided primarily by their feeeeeelings. The only way to fight fat acceptance is to engage girls on an emotional level; remind them that being fat will ensure that they never find love. Rubbing the self-evident loathsomeness of fat fetishists in their faces is one of the easiest ways to do it.

But enough of that; here are the links to buy the book:

  • Click here to buy Big Lovin’ for Amazon Kindle.
  • Click here to buy it for Barnes & Noble Nook.
  • Click here to buy it for Kobo.
  • Click here to buy it for all other e-book formats (including PDF) at Smashwords.

If you’re a blogger interested in reviewing the book, email me by clicking here and I’ll send you a copy. Use the subject line “Big Lovin’ Review.” When you publish your review, let me know and I’ll post a link to it here.

  • God damn it Matt, you beat me too it. That’s it, my Big Game Book is poppin’ out real soon bro. Just you wait!

  • LOL
    I love Nigel’s site!
    But I find it hard to believe that people actually though Nigel was real??
    C’mon!!!