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Fat Girls Like it Big

This is an excerpt from my book Big Lovin’: The Guide to Picking Up Fat Chicks. When fat girls say there’s “more of them to love,” they mean that in every respect, including their pussies. BBWs have wider and longer vaginas, meaning that pricks that satisfy starving, anorexic models won’t even scrape the voluminous amounts […]

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The Day I Became a Chubby Chaser

This is an excerpt from my book Big Lovin’: The Guide to Picking Up Fat Chicks. You have the BBW section of YouPorn bookmarked. You can’t shop at Walmart or dine at all-you-can-eat buffets because you’re tired of having to wash pre-cum stains out of your shorts afterwards. The smell of Burger King grease practically […]

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Alternate Reality News: Anti-Fat Discrimination Bill Passes Senate, Unlikely to Survive House

WASHINGTON — Fat acceptance advocates around the nation celebrated today as a bill to end discrimination against fat people resoundingly cleared the Senate. The Petunia Wentworth Anti-Size Discrimination Act of 2013 passed early Monday with a vote of 58-42. Four Republicans (Lisa Murkowski of Alaska, Deb Fischer of Nebraska, Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire and Susan […]

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The BBW’s Ultimate Guide to Fat Sex

Hey there, girlfriend! It’s not easy being a big, beautiful woman in our fatphobic society. Despite the facts that thin doesn’t equal healthy and that beauty comes in all sizes, the media continues to enforce an artificial standard of beauty and thinness on women, causing them to feel shame towards their natural bodies. It’s gotten […]

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Why Fat Girls Don’t Deserve to Be Loved

Here’s a fun fact to brighten your day: fat girls are crazy. No, really: scientists have established a link between obesity and all kinds of mental illness, from anxiety to psychiatric disorders. And the reason why I say “fat girls” and not “fat people” is because women in general already have much higher rates of […]

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I Call Portland Women Fat and Ugly, Hilarity Ensues

Last Friday, Return of Kings published my article “Six Reasons Why Portland Sucks for Single Men.” While I love Portland as a whole—the culture, the music, the spirit of entrepreneurship—I took issue with the city’s cliquish atmosphere, its depressing weather, its preponderance of bums, and its fat, unfashionable, unjustifiably egotistical women. In response, Portlanders took to […]

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Only Hire Ugly Women

This is a guest post by PseudoPseudonym. Woe is the man with the empty wallet, who shall he hire to clean his house? Shall he do it himself? Nay! Nonsense, man shall not stand for that! But who to hire as he has little money? Alas no man will take this job! Only the likes […]

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Fattypocalypse, Part Two: Plus-Size Dating Boogaloo

If God exists, He has the cruelest sense of humor imaginable. Remember the half-naked, loud-and-proud chubster I posted about yesterday? She has a YOUTUBE channel! And the lead-off video is a veritable Mount Rushmore of hamsteriffic delusion. Even better: Anna’s channel is named “Sickening Curves.” Sickening is right: men like curves on the boobs and […]

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Fattypocalypse

I’m starting to wonder if universal healthcare is a good thing, because it’s increasingly looking like fascistic state action is the only way to beat back the obesity crisis. With the fat acceptance movement metamorphosing into increasingly more horrifying forms, like this new Tumblelog about “thin privilege,” bans on large sodas seem like a damn […]

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Disgruntled Fat Sluts of the World, Unite!

Roosh brings out the big guns with this post, “The End Game of American Feminism is to Allow All Girls to Be Fat Sluts” (best title for a blog post ever, by the way): While old-school feminists like the National Organization of Women (NOW) still have legislative goals in the form of affirmative action and […]

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