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Category Archives for Fat Girls

Why Fat Girls Don’t Deserve to Be Loved

Here’s a fun fact to brighten your day: fat girls are crazy. No, really: scientists have established a link between obesity and all kinds of mental illness, from anxiety to psychiatric disorders. And the reason why I say “fat girls” and not “fat people” is because women in general already have much higher rates of […]

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I Call Portland Women Fat and Ugly, Hilarity Ensues

Last Friday, Return of Kings published my article “Six Reasons Why Portland Sucks for Single Men.” While I love Portland as a whole—the culture, the music, the spirit of entrepreneurship—I took issue with the city’s cliquish atmosphere, its depressing weather, its preponderance of bums, and its fat, unfashionable, unjustifiably egotistical women. In response, Portlanders took to […]

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Only Hire Ugly Women

This is a guest post by PseudoPseudonym. Woe is the man with the empty wallet, who shall he hire to clean his house? Shall he do it himself? Nay! Nonsense, man shall not stand for that! But who to hire as he has little money? Alas no man will take this job! Only the likes […]

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Fattypocalypse, Part Two: Plus-Size Dating Boogaloo

If God exists, He has the cruelest sense of humor imaginable. Remember the half-naked, loud-and-proud chubster I posted about yesterday? She has a YOUTUBE channel! And the lead-off video is a veritable Mount Rushmore of hamsteriffic delusion. Even better: Anna’s channel is named “Sickening Curves.” Sickening is right: men like curves on the boobs and […]

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Fattypocalypse

I’m starting to wonder if universal healthcare is a good thing, because it’s increasingly looking like fascistic state action is the only way to beat back the obesity crisis. With the fat acceptance movement metamorphosing into increasingly more horrifying forms, like this new Tumblelog about “thin privilege,” bans on large sodas seem like a damn […]

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Disgruntled Fat Sluts of the World, Unite!

Roosh brings out the big guns with this post, “The End Game of American Feminism is to Allow All Girls to Be Fat Sluts” (best title for a blog post ever, by the way): While old-school feminists like the National Organization of Women (NOW) still have legislative goals in the form of affirmative action and […]

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“But Fat People Have Great Personalities!”

Last week, during the manosphere’s round of “fat acceptance” trolling/Google bombing, a clueless chubster named Erin chimed in on FFY’s post: As a fat girl, I was reading the first few paragraphs with this face of disgust. “What? Really? You want to fucking congratulate her on not taking escalator?” I face palmed, BUT! As I […]

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Fat Acceptance is the Future

Forgive me o Lady, for I have sinned. I have mocked fat women for being unattractive, unsightly and unpleasant. I have reinforced the dogma of the heteronormative patriarchy because I thought it was the truth. But now, I have seen the light. Fat acceptance is the future. Nigel truly is a pioneer, the new Mystery for […]

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