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Women Should Have to Pass a Cooking Class Before Graduating from College

This is a guest post by the Captain Power. College is a hot topic these days, considering that every year thousands of students are graduating with increasingly larger tuition bills and a lack of good job prospects. Most experts suggest that students should choose the majors that will provide a higher chance of employment: medicine, accounting, […]

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There Are Still Good Women in America, But They Are All Rednecks

This is a guest post by the Captain Power. It’s an undisputed fact that Western culture has led to the corruption of women in the United States. The average American woman is now overweight, lazy and attached to her cell phone. (And so are the men.) But I don’t believe that all American women have been corrupted. There are still plenty of good women, but […]

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If Your Girlfriend Drinks, She’s Cheating on You

This is a guest post by the Captain Power. It is a scientific fact that most women have a lower tolerance to alcohol than men. Women are generally affected by alcohol more because they tend to have a higher proportion of body fat. As fat cannot absorb alcohol, it is concentrated at higher levels in the […]

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Women Are Just Slabs of Meat

One of the most liberating and eye-opening revelations I ever had was stumbling across the Anonymous Conservative blog, because it provides scientific evidence for something we’ve all suspected but were afraid to articulate: liberalism is literally a mental disorder. Once you junk the premise that feminists, anti-racists, men’s rights activists and other leftists are well-meaning but misguided […]

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The Annotated Fifty Shades of Grey, Part One: Journey to the Center of the Female Id

For the uninitiated, Fifty Shades of Grey is the romance novel that’s taking the publishing world by storm. It’s a hackneyed, unreadable piece of shit, but it’s one of the best-selling books of all time. And every woman in America is flicking her bean to it. Your girlfriend? She’s reading it when you’re not around. That fat bitch […]

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Why Men Love Michelle Jenneke

My e-comrade Bronan introduced me yesterday to Unleash the Beef, a blog of impressive, truth-telling testicular fortitude. Bookmark that shit now. One post of UTB’s, on Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke, caught my eye. She’s not even competing in the Olympics, yet this clip of her warming up before a race has little soldiers around the Internet […]

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A Letter to My Future Wif—, Er, Girlfrie—, Er, Fuckbuddy

Last week, Danger & Play Tweeted a link to “A Letter to My Future Husband,” in which a dating blogmistress displays her various mental pathologies so her online girlfriends can high-five her. In response to a few comments which rightly called her creepy, our heroine left this: Totally love the double standard. Boys write about the […]

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Young White Female Needed for Companionship and Sexytime

Attention relationship-seekers! Are you a single young woman between the ages of 18 and 22? Do you have a BMI between 18.9 and 24.9? Are you a mild-mannered introvert who prefers to be seen and not heard? Are you a caring, feminine individual who doesn’t want to wear the pants in the relationship? If your answer […]

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Women Are Just as Socially Retarded as Men

By now I’m sure you’ve read the CNN article “‘The Demise of Guys’: How Videogames and Porn Are Ruining a Generation,” the latest “man up” shaming piece the MSM has belched out. I’ve written an essay for In Mala Fide addressing its main thesis that will be up later this week; I was going to include […]

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