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Give Yourself Sweet Dreams with 5-HTP

I love my sleep. My craving for sleep is probably why I’m not as fun as I used to be; whereas I used to be game to stay up all night, nowadays I get cranky if I don’t get my requisite eight hours of sleep. All-night benders and video gaming sessions are a thing of […]

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Make Your Face Beautiful with Aztec Secret Indian Healing Clay

Premature aging is a serious problem, particularly if you’re a white American. Not only is the sugar-centric typical American diet turning you into a sack of fat, the things you aren’t doing are also hurting you. Most of what people consider to be “natural” aging is in fact entirely preventable sun damage. Unless you live in […]

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Supercharge Your Brain with Suntheanine

Caffeine is a part of my life that’s here to stay. I’ve tried kicking the habit in the past by replacing coffee/energy drinks with bee pollen capsules, and while bee pollen does give me a nice energy boost, I still feel logy and lazy without caffeine. As a result, I’ve been experimenting with various supplements and nootropics […]

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A Better Way to Shave Your Head

Roughly a year ago, I wrote an article for Return of Kings titled “How to Shave Your Head.” While I still stand by most of the info in that post, I’ve discovered a better razor: the Philips Norelco QC5580/40 model. For years, I used a heavy-duty Wahl professional balding clipper, the kind that actual barbers use and […]

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Why You Need to Increase Your Testosterone

We’re in the middle of a masculinity crisis right now. If you’re a man reading this, you likely have less testosterone on average than your father, and he has less testosterone than his father. America is becoming a nation of chemically castrated androgynes, bitch-titted office slaves satisfied with once-a-month sex from their lantern-jawed bitch wives. Male […]

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Taking Cold Showers; or, How I Learned to Man Up and Stop Being a Pussy

For nearly a year now, I’ve known about the benefits of cold showers. Logic would suggest that I’ve been dousing my naked body in ice-cold water once a day now, right? Well, logic is a real bitch. I only started taking cold showers in the past couple of months. I had no real excuse, though that didn’t […]

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You Will Never Get Laid if You Don’t Eat Gluten

This is a guest post by the Captain Power. I started working out in high school around 1995. Initially I got involved with weight lifting to prevent myself from getting stabbed by the Latin Kings, but of course I also wanted to get laid. Since I first started working out almost 19 years years ago, […]

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Your Diet and Cardio Are Everything

This is a guest post by the Captain Power. How important is cardio and dieting? Check out these before and after pictures of me: Believe it or not, I was actually using the exact same weight lifting routine when both pictures were taken. The only difference is that with the picture on the right, I […]

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This is Your Life on Juicing

Yep, I’ve dived on the grenade. Succumbed to the hype. Joined the herd. A few months ago, I started juicing and I haven’t looked back. The fruits and vegetables kind of juicing, that is. Like game and the paleo diet, juicing is one of those left field approaches to everyday problems that only makes sense […]

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The Shaving Cream Racket

This is a guest post by Tim. Roosh has written about using baking soda rather than deodorant, various people at Return of Kings have written about not needing shampoo or the news, and I’ve written about not watching TV.  Here I will point out another item that you don’t need. My favorite author, Jeffrey Tucker, has […]

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