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Life During Peacetime: Epilogue

Read First: Life During Peacetime: Part Four “… and then I left the airport.” “Holy shit dude. Where do you find these girls?” “I don’t. They find me.” “I don’t get it.” Rich took a swig from his Saranac. “Even when you were ugly as shit, you always had these clingy virgin girls coming on to you.” “And […]

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Life During Peacetime: Part Four

Read First: Life During Peacetime: Part Three I couldn’t sleep at all that night. Audrey had passed out almost instantly, rolling over on top of my shoulder in some unconscious display of possession. I was terrified of what might happen if I shut my eyes. If you get stabbed in the chest while you’re asleep, do you […]

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Life During Peacetime: Part Three

Read First: Life During Peacetime: Part Two “What’s wrong?” “Leave me alone!” Audrey was sitting on the couch quietly sobbing. My inner paranoiac continued to gloat. That’s what you get for sticking your dick in crazy. You couldn’t have just gone out to the bars and found a slut to fuck. You couldn’t just work for your […]

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Life During Peacetime: Part Two

Read First: Life During Peacetime: Part One “AAAAAAHHH!” I felt something heavy landing on my chest; my room is completely pitch black at night when the light is off, so I went straight into panic mode. I fell onto the rug and started waving my fists, scrambling for the nearest blunt object. Fucking Christ, someone broke in, […]

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Life During Peacetime: Part One

“Wow, I didn’t know your hometown was this big!” “How big did you think it was?” “You made it sound like it was some small town.” “It is a small town. Population’s something like 150,000 people. That’s not big.” “It is to me.” I had been dreading this day. Picking Audrey up at the airport had defused one […]

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“Girl Tries to Rape Me So I Rape Her”: July Search Terms

It’s official: I’m a contendah. With last month’s analytics info in, I’m in the running for the Manosphere’s Most Fucked Up Search Strings, the competition that nobody asked for but we participate in anyway. Without any further delay, here are the most bizarre, reprehensible or just flat-out sick ways that people found my blog in the […]

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The Game is a Lie

Please welcome our very special guest contributor: Ted Tomblin. Game doesn’t exist. It’s a scam designed to trick men into thinking they can get laid. I can prove this. The other night, I went to a bar in my hometown wearing my most expensive fedora and an eye-patch I bought from the Halloween discount rack […]

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“Fingered a Fat Chick and She Wouldn’t Fuck Me”: June Search Terms

In homage to Delicious Tacos and Unleash the Beef, I’ve decided to share with you some of the search strings that brought people to my blog in the past month. While I have yet to reach the heights of depravity that their searchers have, given some of the material on this list—tranny fetishists, rape enthusiasts […]

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Diary of a Manospambot

I posted this over at Roosh’s forum a few days ago, but I thought it was too good to let languish there, so I’m republishing it here. Enjoy! (Click here for the post’s inspiration.) I awoke with a pounding headache, last night’s drunken revelry calling my body’s tab. I drowsily smacked the Snooze button on […]

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Journey of a Red Pill Princess

Please welcome our very special guest contributor: Red Pill Princess. Oh hai there! If you’re wondering who I am, I’m a happily married 32-year old from St. Cloud, Minnesota who has swallowed the red pill. Actually, you could say that I swallow the red pill every day, twice a day! When I first started, the […]

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