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RTFB: Read the Fucking Byline

This post is not aimed at anyone in particular, but is intended to address a consistent problem with my blog and other blogs that occasionally accept guest posts. What happens is that many times when people read said guest posts, they attribute them to the blog owner instead of the person who wrote them… even […]

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Larry Auster Weighs in on Weekly Standard Article on Relationships, Sex and Game

NOTE: In loving memory of Lawrence Auster, I’ve decided to re-post this satire of him and his followers I originally published at In Mala Fide on February 8, 2010. While I initially had planned to write a scathing obituary of him when he croaked a month ago, I couldn’t go through with it; not because I don’t […]

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Autographed Copy of Dirty Projectors’ Swing Lo Magellan for Sale

I’m back in upstate New York temporarily on a work assignment, and I had the opportunity to see Dirty Projectors performing at the Westcott last Sunday. There’s not much to say about the night: I had a damn good time, I didn’t get molested by any drunk women, and the Westcott is a dump that […]

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A Dramatic Reading from MattForney.com, by Davis M.J. Aurini

Long story short: an illiterate nutjob started posting comments both here and at my other blog. I posted them to a private Facebook group of mine for the lulz, and my good friend Davis Aurini decided to do a dramatic reading of one. Listen and be amused: A Dramatic Reading from MattForney.com The comment in […]

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To the Fat Hipster Girl Who Felt Me Up at the Holocene the Other Night

Dear Fat Hipster Girl, It was quite a shock when you came onto me at the Soft Moon concert a couple of nights ago. Thanks to you, I’ve now calculated that I have a 25 percent chance of getting sexually assaulted at any concert I go to. It seems that girls who mosh next to […]

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The Labor Day Suicide Weekend

What follows is the largely true account of a night I had in Des Moines last September, when me, FFY and Bronan partied our asses off. I say “largely” because I spent most of the night utterly wasted and blacked out about half of what happened, including an epic rap battle between Bronan and two […]

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How to Start a Game Blog

I’m writing today to tell you how to start a blog dedicated to the seduction of women, also known as “game.” Given that there are, at last count, 357 game or manosphere blogs (give or take a couple dozen), this market is far from being saturated. More importantly, there are aspects of game that have not […]

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My Day of Rolling Like Kenny

Manospherians might be aware of a certain super master rama-lama-ding-dong PUA named Social Kenny. Kenny fashions himself a pick-up coach and “seduction god,” despite the fact that he regularly gets blown out by the most hideous of fat girls. Not even Nigel himself would dare to stick it in the kinds of hochunks that Kenny […]

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Six Songs of Me

Two weeks ago, Ulysses introduced me to Six Songs of Me, a blatant advertisement for what appears to be a Pandora knockoff. Nonetheless, I needed something to blog about, so I decided to play along. Ulysses had trouble picking his songs, but I was able to knock them off rather easily. 1) What was the first […]

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Why I’m Manning Up

I woke up this morning with a sudden realization: I am a failure. I mean, what was I thinking? Going on a cross-country hitchhiking trip, crashing on peoples’ couches, spending all day meeting cool new people, getting wasted, going to rock concerts and chasing hot girls? And then I get up every morning and write horrible misogynistic […]

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