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The BBW’s Ultimate Guide to Fat Sex

Hey there, girlfriend! It’s not easy being a big, beautiful woman in our fatphobic society. Despite the facts that thin doesn’t equal healthy and that beauty comes in all sizes, the media continues to enforce an artificial standard of beauty and thinness on women, causing them to feel shame towards their natural bodies. It’s gotten […]

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All Women Have Sex Within 24 Hours of Breaking Up with You

This is a guest post by the Captain Power. As a young man in my late teens and early twenties, I used to make the common mistake of getting into super, serious relationships. Although I had no intention of getting married, I treated each relationship like it was a lifelong commitment. As with all young […]

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Mammas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Self-Shooters

NOTE: At the fevered insistence of Rollo Tomassi and a few other folks, I’m re-posting this In Mala Fide article originally published on June 3, 2011. Readers with teenage daughters, pay very close attention to what I say here. Ever feel like telling the world to fuck off and leave you alone? I’ve been AWOL from the […]

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Why Fat Girls Don’t Deserve to Be Loved

Here’s a fun fact to brighten your day: fat girls are crazy. No, really: scientists have established a link between obesity and all kinds of mental illness, from anxiety to psychiatric disorders. And the reason why I say “fat girls” and not “fat people” is because women in general already have much higher rates of […]

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The Night I Was Raped

I hesitated to write this post because of the terrible memories that it brought surging forth and the ridicule it will no doubt generate. Whenever a man says he was raped, everyone always tells him that he was “asking for it” or that he made a bad decision: pure victim blaming. Well, I’m standing tall […]

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Official Apology for My “How to Rape Women and Get Away with It” Article

A month ago, I published an article entitled “How to Rape Women and Get Away with It,” which I intended to be a satirical piece attacking feminists for exaggerating the prevalence of rape. I tried to make it clear that it was a satire with various tells: my “listening to Joni Mitchell” bit, my claim […]

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Women Are Just Slabs of Meat

One of the most liberating and eye-opening revelations I ever had was stumbling across the Anonymous Conservative blog, because it provides scientific evidence for something we’ve all suspected but were afraid to articulate: liberalism is literally a mental disorder. Once you junk the premise that feminists, anti-racists, men’s rights activists and other leftists are well-meaning but misguided […]

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The Hidden Ally

This is a guest post by John Tyson. I came across an unusual genre of porn the other day. Normally, porn features absurdly bad acting. (I’m talking about produced porn here.) I’m not an expert, but I believe the acting is deliberately bad. Especially when there’s a D/s element where the woman is “taken,” the bad […]

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Only Hire Ugly Women

This is a guest post by PseudoPseudonym. Woe is the man with the empty wallet, who shall he hire to clean his house? Shall he do it himself? Nay! Nonsense, man shall not stand for that! But who to hire as he has little money? Alas no man will take this job! Only the likes […]

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The Eden’s Thaw Christmas Gift Guide

This is a guest post by Eden’s Thaw. There are only a few shopping days left before Christmas, which means—if you’ve got game—you probably haven’t even thought about what to get your girl(s) yet. Don’t fret though, this guide has got you covered whether you can’t even remember her name or are itching to put […]

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