Masochistic Onanism; or, the Futility of Online Communities

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I had a post scheduled for today entitled “Why You Should Never Debate Leftists.” It was full of truly great zingers: statistical proof that leftists are unhappier than conservatives, hand-picked quotes from my enemies in which they talked about their antipsychotic abuse and suicide attempts, as well as some truly priceless lines. I guarantee that […]

You’re Damn Right I’m Shaming You!

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NOTE: This article was originally published at In Mala Fide on May 16, 2012, then republished at Gucci Little Piggy on June 23. I’m re-posting it here as the site is now defunct. *** On my article “The Problem with the Men’s Rights Movement” two weeks ago, I left this insult for a commenter who responded to my post […]

The Manosphere is Dead, and You Have Killed It

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Yesterday morning, I had a realization: I don’t want to be part of the manosphere anymore. I remember the exact moment when it happened. I was sitting in a brunch joint in downtown Buffalo, waiting for the waitress to bring me my orange juice, when I came across Danger & Play’s article on quitting the […]

Entering Virginia’s Secret Garden; or, How to Troll the Manosphere for Fun and Profit

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For the past three months, I’ve been writing a second blog under the nom de plume “Virginia Robinson,” soi-disant “red pill woman,” “Christian housewife” and “submissive.” In that time, I’ve made a three-figure sum hocking a halfwit erotica e-book, built a blog that gets about 500 hits a day from search engines alone, and assembled a nice coterie of […]

Douchebag vs. Gable: The Clash of Masculinities

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This is a guest post by Maximus. Fellow troglodytes in arms… Master Forney has graciously allowed the return of Maximus to stir up a hornet’s nest of indignant fury from all sides of the masculinity debate. I stumbled upon Matt’s new rebel base one day when scouring the universe for any accessible Hoth archives of […]

A Taxonomy of My Haters

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If you’ve been around as long as I have, you start to notice patterns. The vast majority of people are automations. Walking dead. Robots. They talk the same, think the same, act the same. Every single special little snowflake who winds up on my blog from Tumblr or Facebook pulls the exact same cards every […]

Who Cares What Women Think?

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NOTE: This article was originally published at Alternative Right on August 11, 2012. I’m re-posting it here as the site is now defunct. *** Last week, I Tweeted a series of comments denigrating “men” in the manosphere who go weak at the knees whenever a woman who agrees with them bursts onto the scene. For all the […]

You Talk Like a Retard

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What is it about the Internet that makes people talk like autistic parrots? I was the guy who claimed that 2013 would be the Year the Manosphere Broke, but even then, I wasn’t willing to turn my back on the whole thing. Until now. You can tell when a culture has passed its apogee when […]

How to Destroy Someone’s Reputation with Google

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By the time you finish reading this post, you’ll be able to ruin your enemies’ lives, end their careers and leave them utterly destitute. And all you need is a computer and a blog. I’m talking about manipulating Google to push negative articles about them to the first page. Roosh has discussed doing this in […]

The Inevitability of Female Submission

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If you are a woman reading this, you have already submitted to a man, whether you’re aware of it or not. And the louder you deny it, the greater the likelihood that you’ve submitted to a bad man, one who abuses and uses you. The state of woman is submissiveness, now and forever. There is no […]