Matt Forney
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Why Couples Should Sleep Naked

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NOTE: A year ago, I ran a blog named Virginia’s Secret Garden for the purpose of making fun of “red pill women” and their beta orbiters in the manosphere. I wrote under the nom-de-plume of “Virginia Robinson,” a happy submissive Christian housewife living in the Midwest… who blogged about her sex life in nauseating detail. You can read more about the hoax here.

Because I’m no longer updating the site, I’ve decided to let the domain VirginiasSecretGarden.com expire. Here is one of the articles I wrote for the blog, originally published on January 29, 2014.

When we first got married, my husband suggested the idea of going to sleep without any clothes on, which he claimed would bring us closer together. I initially refused, because I’m always cold at night; the downsides of having a banana body shape! A couple months later, when the temperature shot up to a hundred degrees—weird Midwestern weather!—I finally relented and did as he asked, and I loved it. Since then, aside from that “time of the month” (when I wear a pair of panties) we always sleep naked.

As it turns out, the benefits of sleeping naked have been scientifically proven. If you and your hubby cuddle up, the constant skin-to-skin contact increases both of your oxytocin levels, which helps bond you closer together and puts you in a better mood. Also obviously, with nothing to separate the two of you, sexytime becomes that much more frequent and sensual. ;) Not only that, allowing air to circulate around your body can improve your skin health and also reap innumerable benefits for your naughty bits (and not the ones you’re thinking of)! And if you’re worried about being cold, you can always snuggle up to your man for warmth! :D

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But my husband and I have another reason for going nude: what’s the big deal, anyway?

Our culture has a weird complex about nudity. We merrily shove sexual imagery in each others’ faces all day long, yet when it comes to flesh and blood in the buff, we become total prudes. My husband and I are planning to have children soon, and we want to imprint on them the idea that nakedness itself is no big deal. If boys and girls grow up having seen mommy and daddy naked, without any hangups, they’re more likely to have healthy and modest perceptions of sex when they’re adults. And it’s not like we’re going to be having sex in front of them or gallivanting about the house in our birthday suits!

So ladies (and gentlemen), if you’re feeling a little down, try sleeping naked to reinvigorate your love life. You’ll benefit in more ways than one!

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  • maybe i’ll buy the domain after it expires. not sure what I would do with it

  • Greg Thompson

    Works best if you’re fit, no flab

  • fmf

    why can t’s not all bad.make so much sense but not understand that maybe male dominance is the construct, not female independance?? you’re so frustrating dear matt. but still, you make me a better feminist so s’not all bad!

  • Brigadon

    Too bad it hasn’t improved your English.

  • Hell_Biker

    I don’t do it much because it’s fucking cold up here in Colorado right now.

  • fmf

    Too bad I was typing on a phone and made some errors, too bad you “nicely” informed me of this, too bad.

  • Ahmed Hassan

    I completely understand your argument here, but male dominance isn’t a hypothetical construct that came about from the primate portion of our ancestor’s brains. It’s not the product of group mind or groupthink of some ancient tribal council somewhere, planning on the future of female subservience for millennia to come. You need not look further than other animals, of which I can assure you we are animals ourselves, and you will observe that in other primates, the males and females each have unique gender roles. Any dominance or submissiveness is perceived and not actually present. These roles are the product of evolution and natural selection for many reasons, and there’s a very good reason why we’re on top of the food chain. You cannot fight nature, and males will always dominate in certain aspects of life, and females will dominate in others. I don’t have a problem with feminists as a whole or even most of them, but I do have a problem with some feminists who claim men and women can and should share the same gender roles within some theoretical construct of a future, not yet proposed legal framework. That ultimate endgame will have a negative affect on our society, or maybe even western civilization.

  • Chris

    We just LUV sleeping together in the nude, we have been doing since getting married. She LUV’S feeling my throbbing warm 23 cm’s of erect manhood pressing against her backside when we are cuddling or spooning in the middle of the night or in the early morning’s hours it’s a very erotic & pleasant surprise for her that she enjoys!

  • Tatyana

    Both me & my hubby sleep au natural every night, since we been married. We both enjoy it very much, I especially love the spooning part! I can feel his big,beautiful manhood pressing against me. Then we alway’s shower together in the morning as well! ;-)