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Interview with Magyar Hírlap: “Trump Alulmúlta az Előrejelzéseket, Holtverseny Volt a Demokratáknál”

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Earlier this week, I was interviewed by Mariann Őry of Magyar Hírlap (Hungarian News), one of Hungary’s most-read newspapers, on the presidential election and my coverage of the Iowa caucuses. Őry also asked me to provide one-sentence summaries of each candidate in the race.

You can read the full interview (in Hungarian) here. I mainly discussed my suspicions that Microsoft committed voter fraud on Marco Rubio’s behalf, as well as the massive, enthusiastic grassroots support that both Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders wield.

My one-sentence summaries of each candidate in the original English are below:

  • Hillary Clinton: “Imelda Marcos without the fashion sense.”
  • Bernie Sanders: “The man who thinks bathing is for capitalist pig-dogs.”
  • Martin O’Malley: “America’s leading political wallflower.”
  • Ted Cruz: “A man so slimy, he leaves a snail trail behind him.”
  • Donald Trump: “The man who made it sexy to be a nationalist once again.”
  • Marco Rubio: “Wall Street’s favorite Ken doll.”
  • Ben Carson: “His underwear is stained yellow from all the times bullies picked on him.”
  • Rand Paul: “The rotten apple didn’t fall far from the tree.”
  • Jeb Bush: “The nerdy, bullied, resentful middle child of the Bush clan.”
  • Carly Fiorina: “A wannabe sugar mommy who can’t keep her hands to herself.”
  • John Kasich: “Who?”
  • Mike Huckabee: “He’s got the best squirrel meat recipes.”
  • Chris Christie: “Causes shifts in the Earth’s rotation every time he rolls over in bed.”
  • Rick Santorum: “Had to retire from the Senate due to illness; the voters got sick of him.”
  • Jim Gilmore: “Who let this homeless guy in the building?”

Thanks to Mariann Őry for the interview.