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Muhammad Getting Fisted by a Gay Elf

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The Enlightenment is dead, may it rest in peace.

Michel Houellebecq

This past Wednesday, two “French” Muslims (French in the same way that Boris Johnson is American) decided to show the world how tolerant and peaceful they are by attacking the headquarters of the satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo. These members of the Religion of Peace took umbrage at the magazine’s cartoonists exercising their rights as citizens of a free society to mock their precious prophet Muhammad. Armed with AKs, a shotgun, and a fucking rocket launcher, the Muslims succeeded in murdering twelve people, nine of whom were Charlie staffers, including the magazine’s editor.

I’m not going to argue. I don’t care that Charlie Hebdo is a communist rag. I don’t care that their motivation wasn’t so much to exercise free speech so much as it was to profane sacred symbols.

If you think shooting those who offend the pedophile prophet of your plagiarized religion is reasonable, get the fuck out of my country.

If you make excuses for people who think shooting those who offend the pedophile prophet of their plagiarized religion is reasonable, get the fuck out of my country.

If you think the real problem is folks getting upset at people who think shooting those who offend the pedophile prophet of their plagiarized religion is reasonable, get the fuck out of my country.

Five years ago, in celebration of Draw Muhammad Day, I posted an MS Paint drawing titled “Muhammad Having Sex with a Camel” to my old blog In Mala Fide. I tried to retrieve said picture to re-post here, but it would take more effort to dig it out of my archives then it would to just draw a new one. Presented here for your amusement (and to keep thieving bastards from taking credit) is “Muhammad Getting Fisted by a Gay Elf”:

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If you’re a Muslim and you’re offended by this, go to hell. If you’re an SJW and offended by this, go to hell. I’m tired of hypersensitive crybabies who think their feeeeeelings are the end-all-be-all of human existence. I don’t care whether they wield Kalashnikovs or Tumblelogs, whether they’re triggered by Muhammad cartoons or “misgendering,” they’re all part of the same rotten edifice.

They are a cancer on society and it’s time for chemotherapy.

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