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Only Democrats Can Be Sexy

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Over at the Good Man(gina) Project, some twat blew an ovary at the idea that women might find Mitt Romney attractive:

Mreh, the rest of this is pretty boring. “Waaaaah why is Romney flying coach he is RICH and rich people need to flaunt their superiority over us, he’s super-better than Obama because Obama is a fag who writes books instead of doing hostile takeovers like RMONEY, women need to vote for RMONEY because rich people make their ladyparts tingle, in fact if he flaunted his wealth everyone would vote for him because they all share my wank fantasies about being dominated by a super-rich alpha male.”

I could dismiss this as yet another example of how politics is a complete waste of time, but unfortunately for these liberal twats, I have a near-photographic memory of our nation’s collective Obamagasm four years ago. I mentally catalogued the most ridiculous parts of that campaign because, being the cynical prick that I am, I knew I’d have the opportunity to throw it all back in everyone’s faces while hopping up and down sneering, “I told you so!”

This is one of those times.

Ozyfrantz may snort at the idea of Romney being an alpha male, but hordes of women fantasized about Obama jumping their bones back in ’08. Remember this:

The other night I dreamt of Barack Obama. He was taking a shower right when I needed to get into the bathroom to shave my legs, and then he was being yelled at by my husband, Max, for smoking in the house. It was not clear whether Max was feeling protective of the president’s health or jealous because of the cigarette.

Many women — not too surprisingly — were dreaming about sex with the president. In these dreams, the women replaced Michelle with greater or lesser guilt or, in the case of a 62-year-old woman in North Florida, whose dream was reported to me by her daughter, found a fully above-board solution: “Michelle had divorced Barack because he had become ‘too much of a star.’ He then married my mother, who was oh so proud to be the first lady,” the daughter wrote me.

There was some daydreaming too, much of it a collective fantasy about the still-hot Obama marriage. “Barack and Michelle Obama look like they have sex. They look like they like having sex,” a Los Angeles woman wrote to me, summing up the comments of many. “Often. With each other. These days when the sexless marriage is such a big celebrity in America (and when first couples are icons of rigid propriety), that’s one interesting mental drama.”

This article was published by the New York Times. America’s newspaper of record thought a piece about women stroking their clits to our Dear Leader was so compelling they had to print it in their pages. And I’m supposed to get offended about a tongue-in-cheek article suggesting that a Republican might have the same kind of sexual appeal?

Hat tip for the GMP post: Chuck Ross.

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