Matt Forney
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My Goals

Some of you (all five of you) probably think I’m nuts for writing this blog under my real name. Beyond the fact that I don’t care what panty-wetting liberals think anymore, tying this site to my identity forces me to shit or get off the pot. I’m making myself accountable in a way that I […]

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Please Allow Me to Introduce Myself

I’ve always hated introducing myself, because I always come off as a self-important windbag. So I’ll keep this short. My name is Matt Forney, and my life sucks. I could go through the various ways in which it sucks, but I’m not here to plead for sympathy. I’m here to change myself. In less than […]

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