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Final Thoughts on Picking Up Fat Girls

This is an excerpt from my now-discontinued book Big Lovin’: The Guide to Picking Up Fat Chicks, a satire of the fat acceptance movement and pickup artists. We big game hunters walk a lonely path. Other men shun us. They think we’re freaks. “Ew, you actually LIKE fat girls?” Telling your friends that you like […]

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A Super-Sized Love Story

This is an excerpt from my now-discontinued book Big Lovin’: The Guide to Picking Up Fat Chicks, a satire of the fat acceptance movement and pickup artists. Hard to believe, but I wasn’t always the veritable Captain Ahab I am today. My road to (fat) poosy paradise was paved with the diarrhea dumps of countless […]

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Other Tips for Picking Up Fat Girls

This is an excerpt from my now-discontinued book Big Lovin’: The Guide to Picking Up Fat Chicks, a satire of the fat acceptance movement and pickup artists. While there is some degree of nuance involved in harpooning whales, the action plan I’ve taught you will get you laid 95 to 99 percent of the time. […]

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How to Make Love to a Fat Girl

This is an excerpt from my now-discontinued book Big Lovin’: The Guide to Picking Up Fat Chicks, a satire of the fat acceptance movement and pickup artists. Oh yeah, my man. Now it’s time to strap on your raincoat and go spelunking in the Chubby Crevasses. But before you stick it in, you’ve got some […]

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How to Date a Fat Girl

This is an excerpt from my now-discontinued book Big Lovin’: The Guide to Picking Up Fat Chicks, a satire of the fat acceptance movement and pickup artists. While most swine are happy to go for a roll in the mud, you occasionally get the one shy pig who doesn’t want to play. When this happens, […]

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How to Meet Fat Girls

This is an excerpt from my now-discontinued book Big Lovin’: The Guide to Picking Up Fat Chicks, a satire of the fat acceptance movement and pickup artists. Now that you’re jacked, can cook like Gordon Ramsey, have a dick that could choke a horse, and can leave the house without spunking yourself, it’s time to […]

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What You Need to Pick Up Fat Girls

This is an excerpt from my now-discontinued book Big Lovin’: The Guide to Picking Up Fat Chicks, a satire of the fat acceptance movement and pickup artists. Chubby chasing ain’t no foolin’ around, son. Before you can dive into the undulating blubber of a BBW, you need to work on yourself first. Here’s what you […]

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The House Always Wins

This is a guest post by Kid Strangelove. Kid originally published this article at his own blog, but he deleted the site a while ago so he could focus on other projects. He asked me if I’d be willing to re-post some of his articles on my blog and I said yes. I have been staring at […]

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Ladies, Just Make a Tiny Effort

This is a guest post by Kid Strangelove. Kid originally published this article at his own blog, but he deleted the site a while ago so he could focus on other projects. He asked me if I’d be willing to re-post some of his articles on my blog and I said yes. Times are tough in 2014. […]

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What is the Nature of Love?

This is a guest post by Kid Strangelove. Kid originally published this article at his own blog, but he deleted the site a while ago so he could focus on other projects. He asked me if I’d be willing to re-post some of his articles on my blog and I said yes. Ok, now that I got […]

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