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Tucker Max: Portrait of a Thieving Manchild

Once upon a time, I thought Tucker Max was cool. In those days, it wasn’t hard. Everyone knows him as the guy who wrote I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, a collection of stories of drunken hookups and amoral debauchery. Some of the details of his stories were likely embellished (such as his tale of anal sex […]

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Alternate Reality News: Transracialist Supreme Court Win Celebrated as Civil Rights Victory

WASHINGTON — LGBT advocates around the nation cheered today as a Supreme Court decision cleared the way for increased transgender and transracial rights. In a 5-4 ruling, the Supreme Court declared that Syracuse, New York resident Ethan Peterson, who goes by the name LaTawnda Jackson, is entitled to free sexual and racial realignment surgeries from her healthcare provider, […]

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Is Caitlin Dewey Guilty of Journalistic Fraud?

Caitlin Dewey is a journalist from Buffalo, New York, employed by the Washington Post and educated at Syracuse University’s S.I. Newhouse School of Public Communication. In her relatively short career, Dewey has shown herself to be utterly devoid of journalistic morals, regularly lying and distorting the truth in order to advance her anti-male, feminist agenda. […]

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Why Trannies Should Stop Trying to Fuck Us

This is a guest post by AikoFlip. A small but politically vocal group of mentally-ill men disguised as women are on the prowl trying to have sex with heterosexual men. These “trannies,” as they’re commonly called, don’t believe being “stealth” in this way is deceptive because they feel that having their penises removed, taking hormones […]

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Getting on the Cross: Miriam Weeks (aka Belle Knox) vs. the Slut-Industrial Complex

I didn’t want to write this post. I really didn’t. I’m sick of paying attention to the news, to the cavalcade of degenerates that comprise this country’s role models. I live my life in a blissful vacuum away from the cesspit of modern culture. I don’t own a TV. I don’t go to the movies. […]

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The Triumph of Hope Over Experience

NOTE: This article was originally published at Alternative Right on November 5, 2013. I’m re-posting it here as the site is now defunct. New York, you’re perfect, oh please don’t change a thing Your mild billionaire mayor’s now convinced he’s a king So the boring collect, I mean all disrespect In the neighborhood bars I’d once dreamt I would […]

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Maggots Feasting on the Corpse of the American Dream

NOTE: This article was originally published at The Right Stuff on January 16, 2013, then republished at Alternative Right on January 19. I’m re-posting it here as the site is now defunct. During my two-month stint in the oil fields of North Dakota, I met a lot of reporters from all over the world: Germany, France, Switzerland, Japan. The only […]

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The Illusion of Power

NOTE: This article was originally published at The Right Stuff on December 12, 2012, then republished at Alternative Right on December 15. I’m re-posting it here as the latter is now defunct. I didn’t vote this year; with two nearly identical empty suits vying for the position of Head Puppet, I didn’t see the point. To the adults of […]

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A Glossary of Leftist and Feminist Terminology

In the tradition of Samuel Johnson and L.A. Rollins, I’ve compiled this satirical list of leftist/feminist terms and neologisms. Enjoy, and feel free to offer up suggestions for more in the comments. 1950’s, n. A horrifying epoch of American history, when most children grew up in intact homes, crime was low, the economy was booming […]

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There Are No Feminists in the Real World

You know the 4chan catchphrase “there are no women on the Internet”? On the surface, it seems ridiculous; of course there are women on the Internet. But if you dig deeper, you’ll figure out the saying’s true meaning. Women have no power on the Internet. Online, a woman’s greatest asset—her sexual power—is blunted, if not gone entirely. Oh […]

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