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Chicago Meetup: December 4th


It’s been a while since I’ve had a meetup here in Chicago, so I’ve decided to hold one this Friday, December 4th. Any and all are welcome to attend.

1. When will the meetup be?

December 4th (this Friday). It will start at 6pm and run until everyone gets tired and goes home.

2. Where will the meetup be?

Like before, I will announce the meetup location on Twitter (and my private Facebook account) at 2pm CST on December 4th. The venue will be located in Wrigleyville, inside the red circle on this map (link to Google Maps):


As you can see, the venue is within walking distance of the Red and Brown Lines. If you have my phone number, you can also text me and I’ll tell you in advance.

3. How will I recognize the folks at the meetup?

Look for me. If you don’t know what I look like, slowly scroll to the top of this page. If you still don’t know what I look like, toss your computer in a dumpster.

4. Are girls allowed?

Women under 40 are barred from attending unless they’re cute, thin and willing to take the 13th step (with either me or anyone else at the meetup). Women 40 and over are exempt from the last requirement, though if you want to take the 13th step, no one will stop you.

5. I’m not from Chicago. How the hell do I get to where you are?

Check the logistics in this post; it’s still up to date.

6. Can I buy you a drink?

Thanks, but no thanks: I’ve quit drinking.

If you’re interested in coming to the meetup, drop me a line via email or Twitter. Hope to see you there!

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