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Indiana Campaign Dispatch, Part 2: Ted and Carly, Sittin’ in a Tree…

My next stop on the Hoosier State campaign trail was South Bend, where Ted Cruz and his fellow pervert Carly Fiorina were holding a rally at the Century Center. If I had any doubt about the Cruz campaign being in panic mode, the rally would have crushed it.

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I arrived about five minutes before the rally started. There were only about 500 people there, and even more embarrassingly, Lyin’ Ted and Creepy Carly could only fill the room up halfway.

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Cruz and Fiorina was introduced by an Indiana State Representative who had us watch a propaganda film about Cruz’s victories in the presidential election thus far. Fiorina came on afterwards and did her damndest to induce mass vomiting in the audience with her haughty voice and horny mannerisms. She’s also starting to imitate Cruz’s special ed teacher-esque speaking style, making her even more unbearable.

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Cruz entered stage left after she was done and gave a stump speech that shows just how much he’s stolen from Trump (from policy positions to speaking style) and how inept he is at it.

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Outside the rally, I ran into a gang of pro-Sanders protesters. Mysteriously, they were more polite and fun to talk to then the Cruz cultists.

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The Sanders people even had their own custom ride: the Berniemobile.

I wrap up the day’s events in this video:

My written account of what happened is here.

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