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The Matt Forney Show, Episode 57: Search Terms Special — “When Will Girl Say ‘Please Put Your Penis in My Asshole?'”


In this episode, I detail my trip back to the U.S. and my experiences with culture shock, discuss why House of Cards is poorly-written and moronic, read aloud funny search terms I got in September, and more.

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  • too long in london

    Hey Matt, congratulations on your recent avalanche of semi-literate hate mail and threats!
    Since you attract so much controversy, have you ever considered producing a tongue-in-cheek guide to disagreement, similar to Schopenhauer’s “The Art of Always Being Right”, except for people who are wrong? (To be clear, I mean your detractors and Twitter trolls)

    Do you have-well, “favourite” is the wrong word, but have you ever had an abusive Tweet or email that
    was so standout, it deserved to be kept as an example of hateful Homeric verse?

  • Ryan Ericson Holmberg

    I followed a link to your site after reading what I thought was a tongue-in-cheek article about women with tattoos. After listening to the hole in your head squeeze out what I can only assume you think is witty commentary I began to realize you are for real. You aren’t the parody of a dipshit but in fact the genuine article.