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New Article at Return of Kings: “5 Reasons Why Girls with Tattoos and/or Piercings Are Broken”


I explain why inked and pierced girls make bad girlfriends and wives over at Return of Kings:

Not only that, girls with tattoos specifically have no idea that their cool designs will be destroyed by aging. Gravity and Father Time work their magic on us all, and your taut flesh will eventually sag and wrinkle like a raisin in the sun. A chick who can’t comprehend that the awesome Narnia scene tattooed on her back will look like Technicolor vomit when she’s 40 is too dumb to be the mother of your children.

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