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New Article at Return of Kings: “What Hitchhiking Taught Me About Picking Up Girls”


What do getting a ride and getting laid have in common? I talk about it over at Return of Kings:

Hitchhiking is best described as short bursts of action separated by long stretches of boredom. As a thumber, it’s your job to sift through the drivers who pass by you, signalling them all until one of them pulls over and tells you to hop in. The majority of motorists will never deign to pick you up no matter what, so it’s your obligation to keep trucking until you find the ones who will help you out.

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