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Stripclub Bible: The Authority on Picking Up Strippers by Christian McQueen

stripclub-bibleThe king of nightclub game is back with another book, this time on getting strippers exotic dancers into your bed without going broke or embarrassing yourself. The operative phrase there is “getting [them] into your bed”; as the old adage goes, you can’t make a ho into a housewife.

If you’re looking to crack the stripper code, Christian McQueen’s book is your best bet.

A big part of why Stripclub Bible is valuable is because it defuses myths about strippers and helps you avoid common mistakes. For example, McQueen reveals that blowing money on strippers is the worst possible way to pick them up, as is sitting in the “erection section” (the first row of seats around the stage). Stripper game entails setting yourself apart from every other thirsty chode in the club by displaying that you’re a high-value man without “making it rain” or other stupid maneuvers:

So first off, the mindset of a stripper is essentially a hustler. A moneymaker, a manipulative person who will say whatever is needed in order to get that green. She essentially sets the overall frame and many, if not most guys, fall right into it.

In addition to overall game tactics, McQueen also goes over how to get a strip club on lock, turning it into your personal pussy paradise, similar to his advice in Nightclub Bible. He also covers how to use a stripper to obtain the coveted threesome, the secret goal of many a man. Much like Nightclub Bible, McQueen’s advice here assumes you already have your shit together, so if you’re a newbie to the game, you’ll want to read introductory material first before you check out this book.

Unfortunately, while it’s an improvement over Nightclub Bible in terms of editing, Stripclub Bible still has more misspellings and typos than I’m comfortable with. It’s not as big a problem there though as Stripclub Bible is both briefer and more to-the-point; Christian doesn’t waste your time, only giving you the info you need to bang strippers left and right:

The perks to having a stripper as a fuckbuddy or simply a one night stand is that they tend to be sexually free. Any of those new interesting positions you’ve been researching, she’s perfect to try it out on. Threesomes? Golden. You want to fuck her in a sex club? Odds are she’s so comfortable in her own skin, and I mean that literally, that she’s the girl to do it with. A lot of strippers also do porn, so anything is up for discussion sexually.

Bottom line: if you want to nail emotionally disturbed but hot and slutty girls, Stripclub Bible is a must-buy.

Click here to buy Stripclub Bible: The Authority on Picking Up Strippers.

Read Next: Nightclub Bible: The Authority on Picking Up Women in Nightclubs by Christian McQueen

  • Mark G

    I haven’t read Christian’s book, but that’s not going to stop me from telling you not to buy it anyway. I’m going to ignore everything Matt wrote in his review and assume that the Stripclub Bible is full of “dopey” advice even after Matt explicitly said that the book avoids these pitfalls and is based on Christian’s 10+ years of experience working strip clubs. Now pat me on the head for being so smart and superior.

    [CensorBot sez: You argue like a girl.]

  • Mark G

    Matt, I’m telling you that the boyfriends of these girls are the kind of guys who don’t need to read a book. A lot of these girls are trying to make a living and can’t do it because they have so many guys wasting their time trying to date them or just looking for escorts. Many girls are leaving the profession and many strip clubs are going out of business because of this. A book encouraging more guys to go in and waste these girls time is going to speed up this trend. How is a book telling guys how to pick up girls in a strip club going to work when all the clubs go out of business? Why don’t you young guys with looks and game use that in regular clubs where it would work better any way and leave the strip clubs for us old guys with lots of money and the girls who are trying to make a living?

  • Mark: Okay, so you’re not a garden-variety hater. I apologize for censoring your first comment, but given the deluge of trolls I’m regularly subjected to, having a finely tuned banhammer is the only way to keep order. But I sincerely doubt that chodes with crappy game are a significant factor in the health of the strip club industry. A couple points:

    1. Part of the Stripclub Bible is about putting the club “on lock” by helping them bring in business, akin to what Christian wrote about in Nightclub Bible. That’s his method; get the staff and owner to like you by helping them out, from which the pussy flows freely.

    2. Christian emphasizes that his advice won’t work if you don’t have your shit together; in shape, have good game, style etc. It’s not a bunch of stupid pickup lines. If this book WAS a stupid PUA guide, I wouldn’t endorse it. Christian’s methods in Nightclub Bible worked for me, and Stripclub Bible is basically the same thing applied to strip clubs.

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  • Mark,

    With all due respect, I could care less if you don’t want young cats going into strip clubs and pulling strippers for the cost of 1-2 drinks, while you sit there and toss hundreds and pay their rent.

    Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

  • Lastly, there is a nice healthy dose of White Knighting that you’re doing for the strippers Mark.

    No one is forcing them to go out with guys who don’t ‘make it rain’, that’s there own choice.

    The irony is that the strippers would CHOOSE to go with a playboy who hasn’t bought lap dances, while the ‘whales’ go home to jerk off alone.

    As far as stripclubs going out of business, pray tell where that is, because the strip clubs I know of are making plenty of money.