The Chronicles of Bronan the Barbarian Out Now: Buy it for 50% Off This Weekend Only

Terror House Press is pleased to announce the release of its third book: The Chronicles of Bronan the Barbarian: A Humor Compilation 2010-2013 by Matt Lawrence, a collection of humor writing and personal stories by Terror House Press Art Director Matt Lawrence and featuring a foreword by me. Delicious Tacos, author of The Pussy and Finally, Some Good News, has this to say: “Jared Fogle. Jeffrey Epstein. What did they have in common? Neither owned this book.” For more information about the book, you can peruse the excerpts we’ve published here or listen to my interview with Lawrence here.

To celebrate the release, both the paperback and e-book editions of The Chronicles of Bronan the Barbarian are on sale this weekend only. The paperback edition is on sale for 15 percent off (regular price: $12.95), while the e-book edition is on sale for 50 percent off (regular price: $5.99). These deals are only available if you purchase the book directly from Terror House Press. In addition to this, you can purchase the e-book from Terror House Press using a credit card or cryptocurrency (Bitcoin, Litecoin, or Dash).

  • Click here to purchase the paperback edition of The Chronicles of Bronan the Barbarian (use coupon code “BRONAN” for 15 percent off).
  • Click here to purchase the e-book edition.

This sale ends on Sunday, February 23.

Earlier this week, Terror House newsletter subscribers received a coupon code offering 30 percent off if they pre-ordered the paperback. For future sales as well as Terror House news, sign up for the official Terror House newsletter by clicking here.

In addition, you can purchase the paperback and e-book editions of The Chronicles of Bronan the Barbarian from the following retailers:

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If you’d like a review copy of the book, email me at admin [at] terrorhousepress [dot] com using the subject line “Chronicles of Bronan the Barbarian Review Copy.” All reviewers will receive e-book copies in ePub, MOBI, and PDF format. If you would like a physical review copy, please provide your mailing address. Please allow two to four weeks for delivery.

Cross-posted at Terror House Press.

The Columbine Pilgrim Out Now: Buy it for 40% Off This Weekend Only

Terror House Press is pleased to announce the release of its second book: The Columbine Pilgrim by Andy Nowicki, a dark novella about bullying, loneliness, and revenge. Described as “Joker before Joker,” The Columbine Pilgrim was originally published by Counter-Currents in 2011, but has been out of print for some time. Terror House’s re-release features a new foreword by Colin Liddell and an afterword by Nowicki himself. For more information about the book, you can peruse the excerpts we’ve published here or listen to my interview with Nowicki here.

To celebrate the re-release, both the paperback and e-book editions of The Columbine Pilgrim are on sale this weekend only. The paperback edition is on sale for 15 percent off (regular price: $11.95), while the e-book edition is on sale for 40 percent off (regular price: $4.99). These deals are only available if you purchase the book directly from Terror House Press. In addition to this, you can purchase the e-book from Terror House Press using a credit card or cryptocurrency (Bitcoin, Litecoin, or Dash).

  • Click here to purchase the paperback edition of The Columbine Pilgrim (use coupon code “PILGRIM” for 15 percent off).
  • Click here to purchase the e-book edition.

This sale ends on Sunday, January 19.

Earlier this week, Terror House newsletter subscribers received a coupon code offering 30 percent off if they pre-ordered the paperback. For future sales as well as Terror House news, sign up for the official Terror House newsletter by clicking here.

In addition, you can purchase the paperback and e-book editions of The Columbine Pilgrim from the following retailers:

U.S.

International

Canada

U.K.

Germany

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Spain

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Australia

Japan

Brazil

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If you’d like a review copy of the book, email me at admin [at] terrorhousepress [dot] com using the subject line “The Columbine Pilgrim Review Copy.” All reviewers will receive e-book copies in ePub, MOBI, and PDF format. If you would like a physical review copy, please provide your mailing address. Please allow two to four weeks for delivery.

Cross-posted at Terror House Press.

Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert Out Now: Buy it for 35% Off This Weekend Only

Terror House Press is pleased to announce the release of its first book: Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert by Richard Power. Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert is the book that inspired me to launch Terror House Press and Terror House Magazine to begin with; it’s a remarkable memoir on loneliness and life in modern America. For more information about the book, you can peruse the excerpts we’ve published here, read my interview with Power here, or listen to the first episode of Terror House Radio here.

To celebrate the release, both the paperback and e-book editions of Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert are on sale this weekend only. The paperback edition is on sale for 20 percent off (regular price: $12.95), while the e-book edition is on sale for 35 percent off (regular price: $5.99). These deals are only available if you purchase the book directly from Terror House Press. In addition to this, you can purchase the e-book from Terror House Press using a credit card or cryptocurrency (Bitcoin, Litecoin, or Dash).

  • Click here to purchase the paperback edition of Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert (use coupon code “LETTERS” for 20 percent off).
  • Click here to purchase the e-book edition.

This sale ends on Monday, December 9.

Earlier this week, we offered a 30 percent discount for those who pre-ordered the paperback. For future sales as well as Terror House news, sign up for the official Terror House newsletter by clicking here. We will be publishing a monthly newsletter that will keep you updated on our future releases and other news before anyone else.

In addition, you can purchase the paperback and e-book editions of Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert from the following retailers:

U.S.

International

Canada

U.K.

Germany

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Spain

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If you’d like a review copy of the book, email me at admin [at] terrorhousepress [dot] com using the subject line “Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert Review Copy.” All reviewers will receive e-book copies in ePub, MOBI, and PDF format. If you would like a physical review copy, please provide your mailing address. Please allow two to four weeks for delivery.

Finally, I’d like to extend a thank you to everyone who has supported Terror House over the past year and a half. Your readership and contributions have helped make this book a reality, and we have many more great books and projects to come.

Cross-posted at Terror House Press.

Terror House Magazine is Now on Instagram

Terror House Press is launching later this month, and we will have a big announcement in the coming days. As part of our expansion, we have created a new Instagram page. I’m not a fan of Instagram because it’s a gathering point for thottery and general stupidity. Indeed, I actually deleted my personal Instagram account over a year ago because I barely used it for anything, aside from posting pictures of strange places I’ve visited.

However, the reality is that we have to use big tech sites in order to spread the word about our publications and work. Instagram is particularly popular for small indie presses because many book buyers love to post pictures of whatever we’re reading. A lot of Terror House’s readers and contributors are already on Instagram, so why not make it easier for them to keep in touch with what we’re doing?

You can follow Terror House Magazine on Twitter by clicking here. Stay peeled to our social media platforms, as we will be keeping you updated on our newest projects.

This article was originally published at Terror House Magazine on November 10, 2019.

How College Plagiarism Became a Massive Industry

Most people generally think that students go to college to work hard and learn. For many, college represents the final stage in their educational journey. After more than a decade of grade school, university is where students hone their critical thinking skills and master their chosen vocation, preparing them for a lifetime in the workforce. The increasing numbers of people going to college is seen as evidence of increased economic mobility and egalitarianism, allowing those who would have been stuck in the working class in years prior to move up in society.

However, there is a dark side to the increased popularity of college: the increasing popularity of plagiarism and cheating. An entire industry has cropped up around helping students cheat on their college essays, employing ghostwriters to write students’ papers for them and pass them off as their own work. Firms such as Peachy Essay rake in hundreds of thousands of dollars per year by providing these services.

College Cheating: Why is it So Prevalent?

Why have academic essay writing services become so popular in recent years? The answer can be seen in the changing demographics of college students. In the past, the only people who went to college were those who could afford it or those who sought to work in specific fields that required advanced knowledge. Because of this, plagiarism was far lower due to the college population being largely comprised of people who wanted to be there and were dedicated to their studies.

With the entrance of the general population into the university system, there are now many students who don’t care about learning and simply want to earn a degree as easily as possible. These students turn to essay mills because they aren’t interested in their studies and want to spend their college years partying and slacking off.

In addition to this, a large increase in foreign students is partially responsible for the popularity of plagiarism services. Many foreign students arrive at college woefully underprepared for the rigors of university study. A good portion of them cannot even speak English fluently. Essay mills help these students pass courses that they have been shunted into by their parents or society at large despite doing little to prepare them for the harshness of university life.

Finally, the Western emphasis on test scores and grades helps fuel much of the interest in essay services. GPAs are the final arbiter of a student’s achievement in college, and because of this, many students focus on earning high marks instead of actually learning material. It is possible for students to game the system by outsourcing their work to a ghostwriter instead of doing it themselves because both result in good grades, and as far as professors and employers go, grades are all that matter.

As an addendum to this, the increasing popularity of fly-by-night online colleges offering bunk degrees in business and the like is another motivator for plagiarism. Many students enrolled in these shady institutions are from lower income brackets and minority groups, working multiple jobs and raising families, and they often turn to essay services because they lack the time to do their own work and they are ill-prepared to deal with the exploitative nature of these “universities.”

How Pervasive is College Plagiarism?

College authorities have downplayed the popularity of plagiarism services because their mere existence as a multi-million dollar industry directly hurts the credibility of professors and administrators. While hard facts are hard to come by, anecdotal observations suggest that as many as half of all students have used a ghostwriter at some point. This is despite most colleges having a zero-tolerance policy for plagiarism, threatening failing grades and expulsion for students who engage in it.

The reason why plagiarism is so prevalent is because college professors and administrators turn a blind eye to it. Universities have become a multi-billion dollar industry in the U.S. and other countries, and colleges are more concerned with profiting off students through loans and other fees than actually educating them. Expelling students for plagiarism means that colleges will make less money.

Make no mistake: professors, TAs, and administrators are well-aware of endemic cheating at their institutions. When foreign students who barely speak English turn in well-written and well-argued essays, even a blind man can see what’s going on. They don’t do anything about it because they want to continue making money off those students, because the higher educational system in the U.S. and other countries is corrupt to the core.

The Future of College Plagiarism

Governments so far have had a tepid response to essay mills. While some countries and local jurisdictions have outlawed plagiarism services, these laws are very rarely enforced, and many essay mills have legally rebranded in order to get around them. The U.K. government has recently begun pressuring PayPal to ban essay mills from using their platform, but drastic action has yet to be taken on any level.

The simple reality is that as long as the existing higher education model exists, plagiarism will remain profitable. Universities stand to lose financially by enforcing their plagiarism penalties or lowering their acceptance rates, meaning that they will continue to turn a blind eye to the monumental amounts of cheating their students are engaging in.

Ultimately, only a significant reform of the educational system, emphasizing knowledge over credentials and lowering the educational barriers to joining the workforce, will end essay mills for good. The burgeoning student loan crisis in the U.S. will likely force this reconfiguration by inflicting severe financial pain on both lenders and students. Until society takes a good, hard look at the corruption of higher education, essay mills such as Peachy Essay will continue to make a killing off of the laziness and dishonesty of college students.

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See the Northern Lights with Airlink Alaska

NOTE: This is a sponsored post by Airlink Alaska. If you’re interested in advertising on my site, click here.

Alaska is arguably the U.S. state that is the most shrouded in mystery. Isolated from the continental U.S. by Canada, it’s difficult to reach, expensive to live in, and has few people living there. Unlike Hawaii, which is similarly separated from the rest of the U.S., Alaska doesn’t have year-round sun and tropical beaches to lure in tourists. However, Alaska boasts some of the most unique and gorgeous mountain scenery in the world, making it a truly unforgettable vacation spot.

If you’ve ever thought about what it might be like to go to the Arctic Circle, the northernmost place in the world, now is the best time to do it. Airlink Alaska is your portal to some of the 49th state’s best-kept secrets, offering guided tours of the Dalton Highway and more. For a trip that you’ll remember for the rest of your life, take a sojourn to northern Alaska and discover why thousands of tourists have begun flocking to this great state.

Why Go to the Arctic Circle?

The Arctic Circle is the northernmost part of the planet, a sparsely-inhabited land of extreme temperatures and natural beauty. Sprawling across Alaska, Russia, Canada, Greenland, and the fringes of Scandinavia, the Arctic Circle is distinguished by extremely cold winters, cool summers, and massive shifts in day length: during the summer, the sun never sets, and during the winter, it never rises.

Its extreme location means that the Arctic Circle is host to countless flora, fauna, and landscapes that cannot be seen anywhere else. The Alaskan interior is known for its tall, rugged mountains, such as Denali (Mount McKinley), as well as rivers, lakes, and glaciers. Because much of the region lacks human inhabitants, the Arctic Circle boasts some of the largest tracts of unspoiled terrain in the world.

In addition to this, tourists flock to Alaska and other Arctic locales for the aurora borealis, also commonly known as the Northern Lights. The aurora borealis is a natural light phenomenon created by solar wind, the natural particles emitted by the sun. Auroras occur due to disturbances in the magnetosphere, which is generated by the Earth’s magnetic poles and protects the planet from harmful radiation. They appear as a dazzling array of colors in the night sky.

While auroras can theoretically occur anywhere on the globe (and have occasionally been spotted in places such as New Orleans), the only place to consistently see them is the Arctic or Antarctic Circles. This is because this is where the Earth’s magnetic poles are located. Additionally, due to its sparse population, the Arctic Circle lacks the light pollution that spoils night views in cities and other heavily-populated places, making viewing the Northern Lights much easier.

The Northern Lights is most easily observed from mid-August to mid-April due to shorter days and clear skies at night. During the summer, there is too much daylight to see auroras much of the time, with many regions of Alaska experiencing perpetual twilight and day lengths of 20 hours or more. You need darkness in order to maximize your chances of witnessing the aurora borealis.

Airlink Alaska Tours

All that said, journeying to Alaska yourself—particularly to its most remote regions—is not a light undertaking. Due to Alaska’s isolation, traveling is costly, and the state’s extreme climate and lack of development can make solo adventuring dangerous for the unprepared traveler. This is particularly true on the Dalton Highway, much of which is unpaved, sparsely inhabited, and takes you through regions of Alaska where the weather can turn on a dime.

If you want to visit the Arctic Circle, you’ll want a tour guide who can keep you safe and also fill you in on the history and science of the region. Airlink Alaska offers guided tours of the Dalton Highway and Arctic Circle based out of Fairbanks, the central city of the Alaskan interior. Their tours are guaranteed to make your Alaskan experience a comfortable and safe one.

Airlink Alaska offers a number of tours of the Arctic Circle, each catered to your specific needs. Its Northern Lights tours will take you out to Murphy Dome and other secluded, high-altitude locations so you can view the aurora borealis surrounded by nature. Note that while there is no guarantee that the Northern Lights will appear on any given day, the Fairbanks Convention and Visitors Bureau estimates that anyone who stays in Fairbanks for three days or more has a 90 percent chance of witnessing an aurora.

In addition to this, Airlink Alaska offers a guided summer tour of the Dalton Highway, the primary artery connecting Fairbanks to the oil fields at Prudhoe Bay, the northernmost inhabited location in the U.S. Airlink Alaska’s day tour stops at a number of Alaskan landmarks, including the Trans-Alaska Pipeline, Finger Mountain, and the Yukon River Bridge. Visitors will have the opportunity to have their picture taken at the Arctic Circle Monument, commemorating their journey to one of the most remote regions of the world.

See the Northern Lights

Alaska is a truly unique place that attracts a truly unique type of visitor. It doesn’t have warm beaches and tropical weather like many common vacation destinations. Even in the summer, it can experience snowstorms and other extreme weather events. Much of it is dangerous to travel alone due to wildlife, climate, and lack of human habitation. However, its remoteness gives it some of the most memorable sights of any place in the world.

The Northern Lights, the Dalton Highway, and many more natural and manmade wonders make Alaska one of the most interesting places to visit in the U.S. With an experienced tour guide at your side, you’ll get even more fun out of your Alaskan getaway. If you’ve ever been curious about what America’s northernmost state has to offer, check out Airlink Alaska’s website and see how they can help you. Whether you want to see the Northern Lights or other Alaskan landmarks, they can help make your vacation one of the best you’ll ever have.

Click here to visit Airlink Alaska.

Read Next: How Alaska Chaga Tea Can Help You Get Off Coffee and Sugar

Terror House Magazine is Now on Telegram

Since Terror House Magazine’s inception, our primary means of promoting the site has been via our Twitter account. While we’ve accumulated a large fanbase on Twitter and the site provides a lot of traffic, given the massive amounts of censorship in our modern world, any outpost built on a mainstream social networking site will always be sinking in quicksand. While Terror House has largely been ignored by the usual suspects—indeed, the only real attempts to censor us have come from the alt-right—I don’t want to take any chances.

Having said that, most “alt-tech” websites are utter garbage. Gab, the best-known Twitter alternative, is a poorly-managed cesspool of MAGA Boomers and neo-Nazi feds. Not only that, it’s also useless for driving traffic; when I had a personal presence on the site, I barely got any clicks on my blog posts, podcasts, videos etc. despite having just shy of 6,000 followers before deleting my account. As such, I’m very careful when it comes to committing Terror House to any alt-tech platform.

Enter Telegram, a messaging platform designed for secrecy and privacy, to the point where it is partially blocked in Russia because the owner refused to hand over users’ encryption keys to the Russian government. In addition to functioning as a messaging app, Telegram also allows users to create “channels,” one-way communication platforms that are similar to Twitter or Facebook feeds.

You can now subscribe to Terror House Magazine on Telegram by clicking here. If you don’t already have Telegram, you can download it for Windows, Mac, Linux, Android, or iOS by clicking here or going to the respective app store on your device. The Terror House Telegram channel will feature updates on our most recent publications and other news related to the site. We highly recommend you download Telegram and free yourself from the looming claw of Internet censorship.

This article was originally published at Terror House Magazine on August 10, 2019.

Selo Oils Provides the Best Olive Oil in the World

It’s time for me to eat some crow.

When Selo Oils, a Croatia-based olive oil company founded by my friends Kyle Trouble and Martin Erlić, launched last year, I was skeptical. The fact that they were hocking olive oil that cost in excess of $50 drew my suspicion. While Selo Oils advertised itself as offering pure olive oil produced by Martin’s family in Croatia, how could any olive oil be that costly? It didn’t seem like a legit product.

However, Martin recently sent me a bottle of Selo olive oil to try for myself, and I’m happy to say that I was totally wrong. Selo Oils puts out a fantastic product that is worth buying if you are at all concerned with the quality of the food you eat and the substances you put in your body. While expensive, Selo olive oil pays for itself in better-tasting, healthier food.

The Selo Oils Difference

Most people don’t think too deeply about the seasonings and ingredients they buy. I certainly didn’t; the olive oil I use for cooking is some generic brand I bought at Carrefour. The label is in Russian and I can barely read the ingredients list. The problem is that most mainstream olive oil is full of artificial preservatives and other garbage that harms both the flavor as well as your health. Like with life itself, if you cheap out on olive oil, you end up paying for it twice over.

The Selo Oils difference hits you the second you open the package up. In contrast to generic olive oils that are sold in cheap plastic jugs with cheap plastic caps, Selo olive oil comes in a nice, thick, whiskey-grade glass bottle. My friend Joe the Boomer uses his discarded Selo bottles to store holy water after thoroughly cleaning them. To cap things off (pun intended), the bottle comes with a cork to better seal in the taste.

Shortly after opening up my Selo olive oil, I poured some into a spoon and tasted it alongside my generic olive oil. The taste was clearly different: the Selo oil was thick, salty, and clean, with a peppery aftertaste. The generic olive oil tasted like motor oil in comparison and almost made me gag. While you can acculturate your body to consuming trash over time, once you have a taste of normality, your senses will immediately recognize that you’ve been eating poison.

Selo Oils’ product is so luxurious and tasty that you can use it as a dip for French fries, chips, and other finger foods, which I would never think of doing with other olive oils. When cooked, it lends a rich taste to whatever it is boiled with. I used Selo olive oil to make manti (an Armenian dish that resembles pierogies or pelmeni) over the weekend and the final product was noticeably tastier.

Buy Cheap, Pay Twice?

The main sticking point with Selo Oils for many people will be the price: Selo olive oil currently retails for $50 a bottle. I imagine at least some of this is due to logistical issues that Martin can probably overcome in the future. Having said that, think about it this way: isn’t your health more important than money? You can always earn more money, but if you damage your body by using olive oil laced with industrial runoff chemicals, you’re going to harm yourself for life.

In addition to this, how often do you buy olive oil right now? I cook at home much of the time (albeit less often now due to the summer heat), and even I am still using the same bottle of olive oil I bought not long after moving in (nearly a year ago). Selo olive oil comes in 750 ml bottles that will last you for months unless you’re a professional chef, so it’s not like you’ll need to buy a new bottle every week.

Ultimately, if you’re interested in healthy eating and cooking, Selo Oils is well worth the price. As a pure olive oil taken directly from the Mediterranean vineyards, Selo Oils promises to enhance your meals and your life.

Click here to buy Selo Oils.

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Ten Years of Fear

Today marks the ten-year anniversary of my writing career, or “content creation” career if you want to put it more broadly. On this day back in 2009, shortly after my 21st birthday, I published my first blog post at my old website In Mala Fide, beginning a (mostly) uninterrupted stream of articles, podcasts, videos, books, and more to the present day.

Five years ago, I published a triumphant post marking that anniversary, egomaniacally taking you through the ups and downs of my oeuvre. I don’t feel like doing that now for a bunch of reasons, chief being that I’m too old to care. The Internet is an ephemeral place, particularly now with the average user’s attention span having contracted to the size of a quark, so it’s a Big Deal for a writer or other content creator to reach the five- or ten-year mark without selling out and/or losing their mind, but why belabor the point? My work stands on its own merits and you can see it for yourself; it doesn’t need me cheerleading for it like a retard in heat.

But the other reason I don’t feel like arrogantly dragging you down Memory Lane is because the world is no longer the bright, sunny place it was for me five, four, or even three years ago. My five-year anniversary occurred during the waning days of the manosphere and the self-improvement circle jerk, when we were all banging edgy Internet nihilism in the main vein. Obama had won two terms, the social justice warriors had won the culture, and there was nothing for us to do but Enjoy the Decline.™ Hell, one week after my five-year anniversary, I was off to the Philippines to live the lecher life on the cheap, like every other digital nomad with an overpriced laptop and The 4-Hour Workweek committed to memory.

But mere weeks afterwards was when all hell broke loose. Zoë Quinn, bearer of the vagina that would launch a thousand flame wars, sparked off GamerGate, the first major blow against the left I’d seen in my lifetime. GamerGate mushroomed into a greater war against cultural leftist hegemony, and then Donald Trump showed up on the scene to further make the world safe for normality. Like everyone with a soul and a set of eyes, I pulled my head out of my ass long enough to join in the struggle to Make America Great Again.

My career, as well as that of every independent content creator, was predicated on the notion that we’d be able to keep making money online forever, that the platforms we used to ply our trade—Twitter, YouTube, Google, PayPal—would be forever available to us. That’s obviously no longer the case, as the edge providers that now hold a monopoly on Internet access have begun removing political dissidents from their spaces.

Everyone with a bit of fame has been hurt in some way by mass censorship, whether it be from mere social media bans to payment processor bans to bans from banks and domain registrar seizures. We keep saying how this aggression will not stand, man, and yet we continue to do nothing about it aside from self-censor out of fear of being evicted from our online fiefdoms. We mewl and whine online about how the God-Emperor won’t do anything for us, the little people who sacrificed everything to put him in office.

I’m hardly an exception to this. I’ve been banned from Twitter, Facebook, and Amazon Associates, I was nearly banned from YouTube, and I’ve also had to remove content from my YouTube channel and other platforms to avoid running afoul of these sites’ increasingly arbitrary terms of service. And yet, despite my hard work in making backups and moderating my language to avoid triggering censorious AI algorithms, I know that Judgment Day is inevitable and all my actions can do is postpone it.

My lack of triumphalism on this ten-year anniversary is also rooted in how online censorship has hurt my bottom line. Hard to believe, but I used to make a comfortable living from selling books, writing blog posts, and penning articles for websites like Return of Kings. But thanks to Google algorithms ruining my search traffic, I don’t even make enough to afford a shithole apartment in the ex-Soviet Union and have to work a day job to make ends meet.

Mind you, I’m not complaining: I’m making a decent living doing stuff that isn’t related to politics. I no longer have to pretend to like Richard Spencer and the other loathsome dipshits I had to clique up with in 2015-2016 in the name of the movement. I’m free to say what I really think about the dissident right, and I’m also free to pursue projects like Terror House Magazine that I’ve wanted to do all my life. In fact, I could theoretically delete my entire Internet presence and vanish into the night; spend the rest of my days working a 9-to-5 and not have to worry about being digitally gulaged for something I said or did years ago.

But at the same time, my ability to make content is diminished. After spending an entire day drawing up Central American travel brochures or crypto investment guides, my energy is too drained to write for this blog, which is why I spend more time doing live streams: they aren’t as taxing. Projects of mine that I’ve wanted to complete for a long time, such as my long-awaited hitchhiking memoir, get pushed into the future as my time is siphoned for more urgent matters.

At the end of the day, however, I know I’m not going anywhere. My writing career is Lindy, and I know that even if I were to try and ghost you all, I’d be back before long. The compulsion that led me to embark on this career-destroying journey ten years ago will carry me through to the point where I’m either dead or have been silenced via the Mark of the Beast. Writing isn’t a job; it’s a mental illness.

I can also take satisfaction that I’ve outlasted countless frauds like Spencer, Mike Enoch, Jim Goad, and other failures who’ve tried to bring me down. I never thought of my thick-skinned nature as being that special, with everyone from John Steele to Blonde in the Belly of the Beast commenting on my fearlessness, but in a world where people fly off the handle at the slightest criticism, I guess I really don’t give a fuck. I may not be rich or mega-popular, but I have one thing my enemies will never have: integrity.

I’d like to thank everyone who continues to read and enjoy my work. While I’m nowhere near as popular as I was 3-4 years ago, I’m happy that I have a core audience that gets value out of what I put out in the world, enough so that I can make some money doing it. It’s especially humbling that I have people who’ve been reading my work for close to a decade.

I’d say I’m in this for the long haul, but you already know that I am.

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You Can Now Follow Me on Telegram

As most of you already know, I have been banned from Twitter, Facebook, and other mainstream social media platforms. I’ve also been skeptical of “alt-tech” platforms ever since the collapse of Gab last year. Ever since I closed my Gab, Instagram, and VK accounts, the only places where you can hear from me are my blog, my Discord server, my video and streaming channels (YouTube, Twitch, DLive, BitChute), my podcast channels (Anchor and the various sites it feeds my podcasts to), and my email newsletter.

Telegram is a messaging service similar to WhatsApp or iMessage that allows you to send texts and make calls to other people. Unlike those services, it places a premium on security, with encrypted messaging functions and more, and its owners have specifically refused to turn over their users’ encryption keys to world governments. Telegram also has a “channel” feature that functions similarly to Twitter, allowing users to broadcast posts, images, and videos to anyone who follows. Many popular right-wingers, such as Laura Loomer, Martina Markota, Roosh, and Nick Fuentes now have their own Telegram channels.

I’ve decided to follow suit: you can find my Telegram channel here. I’ll be using it to publish short posts akin to Twitter as well as keep you all updated on my projects. You can get Telegram by clicking here; it’s available for desktop computers as well as Android and Apple devices. Hope to see you over there.